Not me, but will glady share my best friend's tale!

My geeky friend Martin (we are JUST friends, I have a very serious boyfriend) was valedictorian of our high school, and now in his freshman year in college.

He's got a bit of a round, chubby belly, ghost-white skin, but admittedly an ADORABLE bubble butt he's always hiding under his nerdy pants.

So he confesses to me that he was waiting for a new videogame to arrive one day this summer while his parents were out of the house and he was home alone, thought he heard a noise at the backdoor, and goes to check. He trips, his towel gets hooked on a chair, and he stumbles outside as the door slams right on his white tush.

He locked himself out of his own house - BUTT-NAKED. Martin, the nerd who never takes his shirt off at the pool, as nude as the day he was born!!!

He said he had to streak in broad daylight all the way across their large backyard to the garage to find the spare key, and run nekkid with his buns jiggling all the way back, wearing nothing but a blush on his cheeks.

And I freaking missed it!!! And I admit I wish I had seen it!!!

He's got a bit of a round, chubby belly, ghost-white skin, but admittedly an ADORABLE bubble butt he's always hiding under his nerdy pants.

So he confesses to me that he was waiting for a new videogame to arrive one day this summer while his parents were out of the house and he was home alone, thought he heard a noise at the backdoor, and goes to check. He trips, his towel gets hooked on a chair, and he stumbles outside as the door slams right on his white tush.

He locked himself out of his own house - BUTT-NAKED. Martin, the nerd who never takes his shirt off at the pool, as nude as the day he was born!!!

He said he had to streak in broad daylight all the way across their large backyard to the garage to find the spare key, and run nekkid with his buns jiggling all the way back, wearing nothing but a blush on his cheeks.

And I freaking missed it!!! And I admit I wish I had seen it!!!