Patrick, how do you not get it?

How do you spend all day online, "trolling nazis", writing smug rants about the political topic of the day, really bragging and feeling important because you attacked someone with center-right views.

But then other people making fun of you... HOW COULD THEY? NOT ME! I DESERVE SPECUL PRIVLEDGES! Why is this your life? Because it's fun, Patrick. Because if you weren't such an awful hypersensitive manchild, it wouldn't be as fun.

But the worst part Patrick, the worst part of all is the consistent calls to violence against women. With no sense of humor or irony whatsoever, actual attempts to radicalize people into assaulting women. This is how your brain works:

1. Anyone Republican is a NAZI

2. Any NAZI deserves to get ASSAULTED

3. Therefore, it is acceptable to go BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF REPUBLICAN WOMEN

This is how a normal brain works:

1. Don't call for violence against women, regardless of their beliefs.

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