Nice.

Got a few questions for you.

Is this DNSSEC compatible?

And what about CDNs?

What about edge and origin server?

If so what's the cache like on this bad boy?

Can I control cache headers?

Can I enforce cache origin control?

Am I able to set every visitor gets an js check?

What about browser integrity checks?

What about http3 and v2 whatever the fuck?

And Gzip?

Auto minify site code?

Are you sick of my questions yet?

Block cookies by host name?

How's this butt burglar handle reverse proxies?

And static pages?

Mobile sub domain redirect?

Did you think posting an ad on reddit was a good idea?

Are you butt hurt?

How's the system handle illegal shit?

Will 15 proxies be enough?

Is the cake a lie?

Will you accept tree fiddy?

How's your mom like her eggs in the morning?

And are you free Friday night?

Thanks.