I'm a top that's not attracted to guys who identify as bottoms. Anyone else in my boat?

I'm 150% total bottom, and masculine, which I think is actually detrimental to my cause. I can only speak for myself, but I prefer a guy to be as obsessed with my asshole as I am with his dick. it honestly turns me off when a top wants to suck my dick and it makes me even look at him as "not a real top", and even become less attracted to him. i know, its totally fucked. but then again, even YOU just mentioned that you WOULD bottom, but "only for dudes more masc or straight" than you. which really just feeds into my own personal depressing theory that 99.9% of gay men are bottoms, even if they call themselves tops. which, forces me to then search for TOTAL TOPS, as to not run into a dude like you, that calls himself a top, but actually prefers to bottom for more masculine dudes, but ends up SETTLING as a top, because they just can't find what they're truly looking for (I could be conjuring up that whole last part through my personal beliefs system, but my personal experience lends me to believe this is the case for a lot of "tops"). but, I digress. If it makes you feel any better, I've been told by multiple people, men and women, in my life that I have a "perfect porn star dick", which does me no fucking good at all. I WISH i could just take it off and attach it to half the guys I meet who's definition of "hung" is rather questionable :/

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