Fucking dipshit takes a left across a busy road into the CFA. I immediately follow.

Fucker stops as soon as his back tires leave the road and enter the parking lot. Just fucking stops. And now I'm sitting fucking perpendicular to oncoming traffic. Horn. Nothing. Screaming out my open windows and horn and revving my engine. Nothing. Just fucking sitting there.

So I have to throw it in reverse and fucking floor it to avoid getting tboned by the oncoming fucking traffic. Who is - apparently - blind. No one slows down at the sight of a fucking stopped car in their lane.

Thank fuck I've got a quick car or I'd have been fucking toast.

Anyway, so I finally get to this fucking Chick fil a to get my goddamn fucking chicken biscuit. Go through drive through. No big deal. Finally starting to cool off.

Woman in front of me gets to the window and then decides to start counting out something like $15 in goddamn nickles and dimes! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS BITCH?! You had 5 GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTES TO COUNT OUT YOUR FUCKING MONEY before you got to the window.

So I fucking sit behind her while the fucking drive through line wraps around the goddamn building. Finally that bitch leaves and I get up to the window to get my goddamn number fucking 1 with a fucking delicious goddamn sweet fucking tea.

Drive away. Try a sip of my tea. IT'S UNFUCKINGSWEET TEA OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Whatever, fuck it. Not going back again. I'll just eat my goddamn delicious biscuit. Unwrap that bitch and... is this a joke? A fucking burnt-ass chicken nugget in a fucking biscuit?! WHAT THE SHIT CHICK FIL A I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS. Serious, this fucking piece of shitty burnt meat was no bigger than a largeish nugget.

I threw that shit out the window. Total loss. I'm ordering fucking dominos. You better not fuck with me dominos.