I crushed on a girl pretty hard my soph/junior year of college. She (we'll call her 'R') was a pageant/model queen and had the looks to match - tall, gorgeous. We went on a couple of dates in college but after a couple of red flags I let it go. I had no plans to be the 'rich husband with trophy wife' that she was craving.

Fast forward about 9 years, she contacts me on facebook over the holidays, just little messages at first, hi, hello, etc. I responded because I'm not an ogre. She kept sending more though, at this point I just point it out to my wife and let her know some chick from college was sending me messages and we laughed it off.

Well apparently I wasn't responding quick enough because one night she tries to berate me (via Facebook message!) for responding at 2:30pm the day after she sent a message. All of my wat. Then goes on a quick little tirade about how we were friends but our dates that we went on weren't 'actual dating.' Again, unprompted. To finish up, she tries to call me 'sweet friend' and all this crap. She was basically trying to friendzone me 9 years after the fact.

Then she removes me as a friend on Facebook (probably because I don't respond to children) and then about a month later send me a message saying 'something happened, please add me back as a friend on FB,' etc. etc. Lol, nope.

The irony here is that she is the one who wanted to be a wife (she spent our whole second date asking me about my career plans in great detail, I basically realized I was being interviewed) and I was the one saying for a long time I would wait a while to get married and have kids. Now I'm the one with an awesome family and she's out in the cold, no relationships, getting plastic surgery, trolling constantly for male attention - she takes pictures of herself at nice restaurants and hotels that she can't afford all by herself and posts them on FB to put up some kind of weird front. I don't get it.

But bullet dodged, no regrets!