You misspelled pause.

Edit: Why am I being downvoted? He freaking misspelled pause...

Edit: I don't care if it's a pun. Pause is not spelled paws. Why am I being blasted for this?

Edit: Is this really happening? Why is it so funny to misspell words? I had to pozz to see if it's a bear. See? I misspell words too, but nobody is laughing. They just keep downvoting me.

Edit: I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S A JOKE. If you're going to tell a joke, use proper spelling! I'm just pointing out that he misspelled the word.

Edit: "Pun: a humorous way of using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested." -- Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Do you see anything in there about spelling words wrongly? YEAH...I DIDN'T THINK SO. Thanks for ruining my day Reddit. Downvoting me when you all have lost your FREAKING MINDS.

Edit: I love how people are wondering if English is my first language. Someone misspells a rudimentary word, and they get upvotes. I, on the other hand, have been using nothing but ASTONISHINGLY IMPECCABLE English in all of my comments, and I get blasted. Why isn't anyone asking "Paws Boy" if English is HIS first language? HE is the one who is butchering it.

Edit: Unfortunately, we live in a day where people seem to think that proper English isn't worth the time and effort. The fact that you are all downvoting me shows that you are all invalids. I could spell "pause" in Kindergarten, and you all are hammering me for a simple grammatical correction. This is unbearable.

Edit: Spelling.

Edit: Everybody keeps asking me, "How do you not understand this?" How about I answer that question with another question.

HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT PAWS IS THE WRONG WAY TO SPELL PAUSE!!!???

Edit: Somebody actually said this:

>HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT PAWS IS A HOMOPHONE PUN AND THAT IF YOU SPELLED IT PAUSE IT WOULD NO LONGER BE A JOKE!!!??? It is intentionally misspelled, that is the joke.

This is what I'm talking about! Who in their right minds would intentionally misspell a word?! I just can't. I can't bear with this any longer.

Edit: Punctuation

Edit: I just asked everyone here at the office how to spell pause. Do you know what they said? P-A-U-S-E. I bet you all feel really dumb now. After all of this, you have been downvoting me to oblivion. But guess what! You're all wrong!! This level of ignorance makes me want to claw my eyes out.

Edit: I never thought I would get hammered so much for this. It really killed my day. I'm so glad we have the right to bear arms in this country, because I may need to shoot myself.

Edit: Proof I'm right, and you all are wrong.