No shitposting game? SAD!
Wait, you are serious? In /r/Mr_Trump? I can never tell, just like with my dear leader. Love the crying baby? JK, throw out crying baby. JK, love crying baby. Repeat. Everyone gets nukes. JK, no one gets nukes. Everyone gets nuked. JK, no one gets nuked. JK, everyone gets nukes. Repeat. Everyone is corrupt, I don't need money. JK, I will raise the most money. JK, I am self funded. JK, I only lended to the campaign. JK, I give it. JK, most money goes to my businesses. JK, I hate SuperPACs, JK, my campaign manager is a SuperPAC manager. JK, I don't take money from big donors. JK, biggest donor in all campaigns gives to me. JK, I hate foreign money. JK, if China gives money, they get influence. JK, build a wall. JK, wall is only metaphorical. JK, build a wall, Mexico is paying for it. Go to Mexico, JK, never mention wall.
Joking, of course. Always joking. Fuck Washington. It's all a fucking joke. Of course, Trump is best. He just hasn't shown his final form. He will, though. And when he does, we will all be laughing at his many jokes. All the way to the bank. Muahahaha.
Triggered? #NoCakes #TrainTheSwamp