I don't know who you are. But as a cyclist. I am disappointed in you. As a property owner. I am pissed that you do this to private property. As someone who hikes these properties daily (with the owners permission) my mind is blown thar you think it is ok to dig, cut, build trails on private land.

Wow, this gentleman with the very fine user name went full Russian trollbot in 6.3 seconds!

Made some excellent points too, like where can a person even go to be outdoors in this concrete metropolis? When I close my eyes and turn around all I see is nothing! Come on guys! This guy who loves my big titties doesn’t play by society’s rules,man! He’s an outsider! A rule breaker! He made Sudbury himself with some berms and a can-do attitude!

Sure, on the one hand he makes the spurious suggestion that the only way to get people outside is by building sick-ass bike hills where dogs can poop freely and mountain bikers can launch off the backs of walkers and people with mobility issues. Also, can we call them Flat Walkers? Bush Walker sounds too sexy. Plus Flat Walkers makes them sound like they are also Flat Earthers, which might help everyone else look down on them in the same way you do!

In short, bro, I wished you liked decorum and kindness as much as you like dem titties.

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