Because "the meme I was defending" was literally nothing more than a demonstration of how an effect works for you braindead vermin. You, on the other hand, are asking me to recreate a specific image that was taken at a specific altitude, that would, on a standard, 12-inch diameter desktop globe, require the camera lens to be roughly one third of an inch from the globe's surface. To put that in perspective, the camera lens on the phone I'm using to respond to your mental incompetence is over twice twice that height. So no, there's nothing hypocritical about not being too stupid to understand that scale is far more relevant in this case.

Do the human race a favor and never breed.