if you're a dude, good luck. if you're female, and especially if you're simply *not-gross*, you will get laid every night if low standards, twice a week if higher standards

as a M/F couple on here, ive gotten the enlightening experience of seeing how it works from both sides. im a goddamn good lookin dude, smart, witty... i get nothin. if i'm not ON IT, ill go months n months without anything even close to going. male or female - im bi. but when we post for my wife..... RIP my inbox. since we're usually posting for a few days out, we take our pick and get fit, good looking dudes over. zero effort, aside from dealing with the triple digit DMs from mostly idiots..

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anyway, dudes dont get no play here or anywhere. just the way it is.