How to uninstall lungs

You need a lung tool. Are you old enough to remember when there was the patented "Mac tool?" It looked like a straightened paper clip. Except, when you stick it in the Mac hole, a floppy popped out! Well, same idea,, sorta.. you start with a metal coat hanger. You straighten it out leaving the hooked end hooked, just you kind of sort tdda have to bend it to EXATLY 47.2 degree on the X axis. If you get this wrong you could fuck up the lungectomy. Now, lean your head bnb back, put extended coat hanger, hook first down your throught. Press until you feel it lodge into something fleshy. This is often accompanied by intense pain. This is to be expected. Once you are into the fleshy material. You give the hanger a good twist to set the hook. Now with set hook, push down another inch or two, twice twice as far in the opposite direction and lift. The lu gs should have dislodged and you should be dead.

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