mano e mano

oh good an expert on what can and can't be said, i have lots of questions so hopefully you can help me:

  • how come black fellas like to surprise people be punching and kicking them all the time? i didn't want to ask one since i don't want to get punched or kicked. also if calling a black woman ape is racial then what type animal should i compare them to instead? (i saw a rap video on mtv they were all dancing and hooting and hollering like monkeys and apes so how come i shouldn't say that?)

  • is it ok to pull my eyes back and call the chinese restaurant guy "ping pong bing bing shur?" that's what he sounds like when he talks on the phone haha!

  • how do tramsgender people (the man ones that chop off their peepees) do sex? does it hurt and bleed and stink because they drilled that big hole in their privates? my cousin travis is a man that scooped out his wiener (folks on twitter told him it would help his anxiety) and now he smells like my grandpa's bedsores and my finger when i stick it up in my bellybutton. travis does not even look like a woman!

  • how come indians like to go number 2 in public areas like the sidewalk instead of in the toilet like humans? coach said it's cuz they haven't evolved all the way yet, is that racial or are they just gross?

thank you for your help. i got called as a racist on here a lot and don't understand what's wrong. plus i got sent to the dang office for saying daquan (black) can't read and write and never will thanks to that undeveloped pigmy brain of his but when he called me mayonnaise boy he didn't even get detention? probably because when people hurt my feelings i don't act up and throw things around like a dang baboon!

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