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new egolem rant copypasta just dropped

new egolem rant copypasta just dropped

Whats a deck you have zero respect for and why? I'll go first: E-golem beatdown

This is just not me crying over how i cant defend over a specific deck but rather how the deck itself feels rather toxic and pretty unsportsmanlike.

At first when i encountered it i obviously got completely rekt as most people do. The deck completely blew my mind. Almost no attention to timing or placement. The opponent simply put down an e-golem as a chunky defence and then proceeded to spam, healer, e-dragon and rage for a cheap but devastating push.

I had the misfortune of not having a building in my hand but still managed to barely save my tower. The opponent responded with simply doing the exact same thing that he had just done. There was no variety, no thought, no strategy.

I had never seen such a braindead strategy be so effective before. The closest i could think of was golem beatdown but this was on a whole other level of braindead.

The thing about this deck however. Is that i wouldn't actually call it a good deck. Its a braindead deck, meaning that it requires no skill to use but still requires a considerable amount of brainpower to defend against. The offence/defence ratio is incredibly high but once you get to the point where you actually now how to handle the defense youll start to realize just how pathetic most e-golem players are.

When they realize that their brainless strategy has not effect they'll have no idea what to do. Its both pathetic and hilarious. Theres a reason that e-golem decks arent used by the top players and thats cuz the potential strategies suck.

The e-golem players will either do the same push over and over even if it has 0 effect and then proceed to show a yawning princess when they lose like you're the one with the fatherless deck when strategy was the real reason.

Still though. Even today i will sometimes struggle greatly against e-golem when playing with certain decks and i have never, ever had even a drop of respect for those players. Using a simple play style that relies on the opponent to either have an ineffective deck or ineffective brain feels pretty unsportsmanlike to me. You dont deserve the wins you get and youll never climb to the top.

So to all golem players: you are, and will always remain a pain in the ass for the mid-players. You will never be more than that.

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