OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD

listen to me. start sanders. I know I am just a random guy on the internet, but let my reassuring words comfort you. Start Sanders, and you will not regret it. I have seen into the future. Aj green gets 8.0 points exactly. The future did not tell me how many points sanders will get, but at least you have a chance with him. look me in the eyes. LOOK ME IN THE DAMN EYES. IT WILL BE OKAY. I WILL MAKE IT OKAY. DO NOT FRET MY DEAR ONE. START EMMANUEL SANDERS AND RIDE HIS BLACK ASS TO THE PROMISE LAND. THE GLORY OF BEING A CHAMPION AWAITS YOU AND ALL THE HARD WORK YOU HAVE PUT INTO THIS SEASON. LISTEN TO THE MAN ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE COMPUTER. LET THESE WORDS COMFORT YOUR NERVOUS SOUL, AND LIFT THE HEAVY BURDEN OF THIS FANTASY DECISION OF YOUR SHOULDER. THE MONEY, THE MONEY IS ONLY A SMALL BONUS COMPARED TO THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN SANDERS BREAKS THAT 57.3 YARD TOUCHDOWN WITH 1:19 LEFT IN THE HALF. THAT FEELING WILL MAKE YOU CALL UP YOUR OPPONENT AND SCREAM "FUCKING /u/bo0ompow TOLD ME TO START SANDERS AND I DID, SO SUCK IT" THESE ARE THE GLORY DAYS, THE DAYS YOU WILL LOOK BACK FONDLY ON AND SAY, GOD DAMN WASNT THAT A GLORIOUS FUCKING DAY. EMMANUEL WILL GET THE GOD DAMN START. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. WE ALL FUCKING KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. IT IS 4 AM AND I FEEL THE JUICES FLOWING MY FRIEND. CAN YOU FEEL IT WITH ME? TODAY IS THE GOD DAMN DAY WE GRASP VICTORY FROM THE GREEDY HANDS OF DEFEAT. TODAY IS THE DAY WE WRITE OUR NAMES IN THE HISTORY BOOKS WITH THE TEARS OF OUR OPPONENTS. TODAY IS THE DAY EMMANUEL SANDERS LOOKS A.J GREEN IN THE FACE AFTER SCORING HIS 57.3 YARD TOUCHDOWN AND SAYS "THIS WAS FOR /u/theesk1" IT IS TIME FOR US TO RISE FROM THE ASHES, AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURSSS!!!!!

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