3. PHP and the secrets of emergent architecture

PHP and the secrets of emergent architecture

I have a different theory about this. tldr; software made in the last ten years is lazy and shitty.

Have you ever been bitten by the "community" of npm? NPM sucks ass. When it happens to compile correctly during a CI I'm stoked. It is written by a bunch of kids who were stoked to have a 5gb iPod.

Blah blah blah this syntax is cooler. You know what? You don't like PHP's way of naming functions? Fuck you make your own. Its not that fucking hard. Also, when was the last time you used mysql_real_escape_string? In a wordpress plugin? Fuck you you don't write PHP. Also thanks for contributing to electing Trump.

As cool as PHP is, a lot of shittards have made it worse. You have any idea what it was like to create software before PHP SPL? Jesus Christ you fucking snowflakes.

Also NPM is a pile of shit. Disagree? Just wait, you will have your day of reckoning. Composer is the best thing to happen in PHP, and if NPM worked like that, I'd be so happy.

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