Long story short I was married for a year and a half. Knew I shouldn't have done it but like my uncle said everyone needs one ex-wife right?

Looked over the phone bill one day and saw that she had way more messages than me, so I looked at the numbers and saw one repeating itself over and over to her. We worked different shifts so i was awake she was asleep. her stupidity was astounding! I started to go through her phone and saw what I thought, she was talking to another dude, to my relief actually because I wanted out of the marriage.

A month goes by with me reading her messages, and not saying a word, and i was subscribed to Playboy at the time. You know how they have the advisor section where you ask questions and everything? Well this one fit my situation perfectly!

A guy wrote in claiming his buddy was getting in trouble with his wife for having emotional affairs at work, and what the advisor said makes perfect sense and should be paid attention too! " when you work with someone for 8 hours or more you start to talk about each others SO, what that does is give that person ammo to use against your SO, while at the same time building a bond between you and your future cheat."

Unbelievable! I didn't even have to say anything, she came home and I was waiting of course with the article out and just handed it to her. She turned white as she read it and I calmly stated, "Do you have anything you want to tell me?" She didn't say a damn thing. I took everything out of that house when I left, washer, dryer, bed, TV all of my stuff, she had nothing!

So there you go Playboy wasn't just for boobies it actually set up my divorce for me! ( Now however they are going no nude WTH?)