Hold you lilly livered fuckboys. Hold your gme. Hold your amc. Hold your Nokia. Hold your bb. Even tap the BBBY. Hold these. Cherish these. Hold them like it’s your wife’s boyfriends ginger stepchild. Hold them like you love them. Not because you’ve been told to. Not because you know what’s going to happen. Not because it’s logical. Not because you have any suspicion on speculation, but because you like the stock. You love this stock in particular. You’ve never seen such a beautiful stock in your life. This stock is where you wanted to buy it for no reason other than you like it. Your monke shit brain can’t process anything beyond just that. Fuck the nonbelievers. Fuck the red.
May your soyboy snowflake cucklord instincts bring you green and may your neck beard grow with your ambitions.