3. Sabbath school lessons / offertory stories

Sabbath school lessons / offertory stories

I don't remember any particular warmed-over stories but I do remember a thing when our faggot-ass youth pastor guy was telling some dumb thing during our "sabbath" school class and mispronounced "Satan" as "Satin".

Being the wise-ass that I was at 13, I said "Yeah, 'Satin' is 'Satan's' drag name when he goes out clubbing on the weekends."

It got a big laugh from the rest of the kids but the sabbath school guy gave me the "Hell is not Disneyland" speech about mouthing off about the super real, not-imagined lake of fire or whatever.

Fucking queer. Hopefully he bought it in a bad car accident shortly thereafter. God, I hate that fucking church.

Sudden business idea: defrauding the shit out of SDAs. Those fucking nimrods will fall for anything.

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