Was sent this way for an ID... what is this guy? (Texas)

Uncommon is not equivalent to never happening. That's the part you misread, apparently.

Uncommon is defined as "out of the ordinary; unusual." That's virtually saying they usually don't bite. And you know it.

My only agenda is disseminating ACCURATE information about spiders. Which is a constant uphill battle against concerted idiots like you.

Well then tell people to safely put them outside. Don't tell them they are virtually harmless. because you know as well as I do you and most this sub promotes them as pretty much harmless and to someone who doesn't know much about spiders they may take you at your word and not treat these damn things with the caution they deserve.

Idiot.

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