I think he blocked me like a pussy. This is how I responded. Wow. I am still embarrassed for you but you at least you put forth your best effort but still overall rather weak. I will give you partial credit because by your diction and lack of understanding I can tell you are no older than 18. Let me address each of your points. I don't care at all about a pair of "fucking shoes". I had a simple roast of some shoes I thought were shit. You took great offense to it for some reason. I can only assume you are his friend and were just defending him. Your boy probably was hurt by my words and you came to his defense because you are his knight in shining never had pussy armor. I think we both know you are the one hiding behind the computer. You have no balls. I bet you would never confront anyone to their face. Me? I do it all the time. Saying ‘hiding behind the keyboard/computer’ is a way of admitting defeat. It just means ‘wow, I got owned and this is my only retort’. I hope you are taking notes because I am giving you a free lesson in life. I should charge your ass too. Also, I didn't see you overreact to any of the other "roasts" that were on the thread. If you don't know this person that you clearly have some issues you need to work through. This leads me to believe that you probably also do not have many friends/relationships. You lack the understanding of how people interact. Again, chalk this up to you being a teenager and have not developed emotionally yet. It's cool you will eventually get there. Let’s talk about roasting now. You clearly do not understand 'roasting.' Let me explain it to you since you are less intelligent than myself. Roasting would be to 'make fun,' 'make a joke,' 'give someone shit,' 'bust balls,' whatever nomenclature you prefer. There are no rules about the severity of that roast. If you are so mentally and emotionally weak you should not comment and continue to avoid it. You would benefit going face to face with someone on your level. You might even pull out a W. If you try to go at someone on my level you will only continue to get exposed (embarrassed) CASE IN POINT. I know you are going to try to prove you are not a beta but we both know you are and I’m right. I get it, you gotta try to save some face in case someone you know reads these. We both also know that you will only further embarrass yourself. I do think it’s cute that you claim to know what roasting is when you clearly don't. Roasting takes a certain diction/wordsmithing abilities to be effective. Clearly it worked. It is obvious even to you that not only am I smarter than you but I am significantly smarter than you. I am willing to bet that I better than you at anything and everything. Is that cocky? yes, but it's true. You brought up my mental capacity in relation to speech and my lack evolutionary progress . You know I am superior to you but again you have to save face. It’s cool little boy.
Was this a creative contest? If so, I still won by a large margin. You get unsatisfactory marks in this department. You are actually developmentally retarded in this subject. Seriously, You need A LOT of practice here. Yes, fuck boi, pussy, and soft are common adjectives but they still are effective and got my point across. You clearly were upset by them. So, they worked. If I am insignificant what are you? We have already established that I will always be better and smarter than you. In fact, I think you are smart enough to see that I am light years ahead of you. It’s actually pretty obvious to anyone reading this. Now this is really embarrassing for you. It made me cringe. It really killed your whole argument even though it had no legs to stand on. You claim I used case in point wrong and it made you laugh hysterically. Yikes. Either you are dumber than I gave you credit or you really had nothing and that was the best jab you could come up with. I don’t know which is worse. Do you need me to explain what case in point means? If so, let me know. I am glad to walk you through it. I can probably even dumb it down for you. My use of case in point was irrefutably correct. It proved my point that you are a bitch. Refute that. Here we go again back to roasts. Look, you clearly don’t get it. The point of the roast is to get a reaction from a statement. The statement doesn’t need to be true. I don’t actually piss on my shoes. If fact, you should have recognized the level of creativity of this since you are such an expert. You call pissing “going potty”. You sit down when you go potty. You wear a nice makeshift newspaper skirt at night because it makes you feel pretty and you don’t want your dad to call you a fag if he found the real thing in your room. I bet when you finally do lose your virginity you pull your dick though the hole in your boxers and keep your shirt on. You have black guys lining up in front of you like you are selling Madden 17 out of your pussy. Etc Listen, this really was fun and a good time killer. It made waiting for my plane flight quite enjoyable. It really is fun to own little pussies like you. I don’t want to hear about how much I wrote, how much I care, etc etc. I normally wouldn’t have entertained you but I had some time to kill and I saw how vulnerable you are. It’s hard for a wolf not to go after a sheep. I know you think I am being harsh on you but I went easy. Remember you came at me. When you come at someone much smarter and more talented this happens. I really hope you learned something here because I really am giving you a lesson. It was free too. I hope I didn’t hurt your boy’s feelings too much but he will get over it. If you can’t handle strangers opinions you shouldn’t post stuff on the internet. I am happy to continue this exchange but I feel like I have explained this enough that if you come at me I’m gonna fucking wreck you. Toodles my little fuck boi.