"Hey baby, check it out. My coffee table, yeah, the one that looks like it's made of plastic. Because it is. It has a refrigerator built.... Huh? What's that? Yes it's plastic. But it has... Well, wood IS ok, but wood is so 2015, right baby? Well ya, it's not mid century modern, but that old crap doesn't keep my beer cold! Yes, that is a wet bar and built in fridge just 10 feet away. But nothing but the best for... Cost? It cost about $5,000. Cash? Well no, I financed it. But it keeps my drinks cold! Yeah, I guess one could have a mini fridge built under so-called real furniture - but this has Google! What? You're leaving? But. But. But I have a SMART COFFEE table!"