3. I have something important to tell you.

I have something important to tell you.

hEY, FUCK YOU. I had this friend once, he was real nice fellow. He liked fishing and riding his bike. Until his FUCKING bike broke. Then we went to this completely random guy who told us he would fix it for free. And he did. Except he actually installed a gps-recording device on the bike, so he always knew where my friend was riding, knew all his favorite routes. Basically he owned him. And you know what? This story has no point.

Fuck you m8. And fuck all your friends. And fuck your family. And fuck your fucking piece of garbage children. Holy shit. Fuck your fucking country. Fuck that one fucking person that serves you breakfast. Fuck that piece of shit minimum-wage depressed person who is packing your groceries for you. Fuck that fucking fly you kill 8 years ago. FUCK LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING IN YOUR LIFE.

But you know what? I take it all back. There is only one thing you cannot truly fuck, and that is your soul. Every person has one.

EXCEPT YOU. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE SO SOULLESS I FEEL LIKE I AM DOING A FUCKING CHARITY HERE BY SAYING FUCK YOU. FUCK U C K

YOU O U

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