pretending America has "culture" is interesting because it's commonly accepted in most of the world that American culture is pretty superficial

?! It's "commonly accepted" in most of the world that India is full of rapists but guess what? That ain't true either. Stereotypes circulated by ignorant people don't equal facts.

Seriously, bro (behin?), have you spent any time making friends with any non-desi Americans? American culture does NOT equal the top 40 and Hollywood films, and just because a lot of it has been bastardized and exported for foreign consumption doesn't mean it doesn't have deeper richer meaning in its original context. Halloween, Sunday potlucks after church, sweet sixteens, prom, July 4th,.. I'm not even going to attempt to continue this list because it would go on forever.

You need to take a few anthropology classes to realize how uneducated you sound when you say any place "has no culture." And then you need to get out of your evidently incestuous circles and get to know your fellow citizens (assuming you are actually American. And if you aren't, I'd love to know on what authority you issued any of these laughable claims!).