The Stages Of JonTron Withdraw: A Comprehensive Guide.

It got removed, so uh:

The stages of JonTron withdraw are a mystical and confusing thing. So in this guide, I will attempt use my personal experience to explain them in an understandable way. Let it commence: Stage 1: You start checking Jon's twitter every once in a while. You try to tell yourself that you're fine and nothing is wrong. Stage 2: Now Jon's twitter is open 24/7 in another window, you check it 4 or 5 times a day. Stage 3: You start to get your Jon fix from other sources than the main channel. Livestreams, panels, and collabs alike. Stage 4: You've lowered yourself from actual content to YTPs (shots fired). Stage 5: The bad photoshops have begun, you spend all of your time slaving over your computer and uploading pictures of JonTron with rainbows and marajuana leaves everywhere to reddit. Stage 6: Whenever you try to sleep, you just wake up in a cold sweat and start humming the JonTron theme song... hummm dun dun dun du nuuuh... clears throat Stage 7: You become a regular at /r/JonTronCirclejerk. Stage 8: ECHcellent puns everywhere, and Yeeros too abundant to count. Stage 9: Y̶̙̘͙̥̼̟̺̻̩̑̈͌̓͋ͣ́́ȩ̴̸͓̭̗ͨͧͪ̂͋ḛ̣̖͈̯̜̗͍̗͓̮͍̹̙̘͇̲͉͗̄ͦ̄̂̃̇̉̽̑̽̀͢ȑ̴̼̬̮̬̙̤̜̜͕̬ͬ̍́̈̓̓̔ͣ͋ͤ͝ͅö̘̭͇͇̤̖̻͙͖͉̥͖͌́́̚ͅ ̉̈͒ͨ̆̌͛̃̇ͬ̄̊ͦͨͣͭͯ́͡͏̰̞̳͖̻͚̠̘̰͍Y̵̛̘̟͓̥̞̹͕̮̣ͪ̽̂̂ͬͯ̾̀͢͠eͥ̐̀͑͏͜͜҉̛̘̭͈̯ͅȅ̶̖̮̪̦̮͇̰̬̤̙͓͓̦̜ͪ̃ͬ̆̑̎͒͊̿͘ͅr̵̈́́̏̓ͨ̇̌ͦ͐͆̌ͣ̚͟͏̸̝̱̼̜͕̰͓̫ͅǫ̪̲̣̫̝̹̩̩͈̜̪̜͕̎̂̎ͫ̑̍́͘ ̷̶̭̤̭͇̘͉͎̗͇͇̠͍̜̘̇͌̏́̿͊ͭ̾̓̂ͧ̈̌̾ͮ̿̄̚͠͠͠Y̷̵̫͕̦̭͙͇͉̳͈̦̳̘̥̤̺͓͓ͮ͂̓̄̍͆̆ͨ̐ͦ̐͡ȩ̷͈̫̟̲̦̱̻̋͐̆ͣ̀̋̾̃̏̉̐͒ͩͭ̕͡eͫ͐͒̓́͊̆̈̅̔̚͏̡͎̙͔͙̥̝̪̭̻͍̥̞̦̥̤̬͍͡r̮͉̝̞̜̊͊ͪ̏͒̀̀͜͟ͅo̧͎͚̫̖̳̼̱͍͍͗̎̀̆̈̈̔ͫ́́ͅ ͆ͭ̃̒ͥ͋̈́̌ͪ̒͡҉̸̢̺͇͙̺͢Ÿ̴̴̨͍͎̦̞̭̼͕͔̫̘̥̱̮͚̰̗́̔̃ͩ͒͂ͭͪ̓ͯ͛̎͗̿̏̋ͤ̀͠eͪ̊̋́̀̒̋̂ͤ̀ͩ́̈́̉͏̶̨̡̪̻͈͇̩̣̲̘̬̫̩̘͇̦̪̠͡ȩ̢̹̯̩̗̠̯͙͇̮̞̣͙̼̘̻́͂̏̆̀͌͑̀̆̀̍̊̓r̢ͣ̔ͭͥ̚͘͝҉̰̯̻̣̻͎͙o̶̵̤̥̥͎̻̭ͤͨ͌̌̀̌̃̾ͭ̍̐́̓́ ̛̪͚̮̤͖̠̲̰̞̥͚̊̃̏ͫͬ͐̓͒̇̌͟͡͠͝Y̷̰̝̩͉̱̲̹̪̲̪̫ͤͧͪ̊̊͑̾͒̍ͪ͂̀̄́̕̕͞e̸̢̡̘̪̩͓̭͚̞̭̻̹̤̮̥̝̋̒̽̃ͯ̊̓͌͟ę̹̼̳̺͔̣̥̲̬ͭ͛̆̃ͪͮ͠͝ŗ̷̇͒̌͗̀̉̏͛ͨ̒̂̄͊̋̏͂ͬ͠͏͉̳̫̻̱͚̞̭͉̯ͅo̡̧̩̖͓̞͔͖͍̘̦̙̩͓̤̊ͬͧ͑͗̋̔́͡ ̴̛̛̙̝͙̩̞̫̰͍͕͈̬̲̌̅̄̾͑̂ͬ̉ͩ ̡̨͙̪̮̙͕͇̱̮̓̓̃́ͨͨ͢ͅP̶̸̡̠̩̜͇̯̃̇͑ͩ̃̊̿̍ͯ̚͟͡R͂̑̂ͧ͂͂ͯ̈́͊ͤ̔ͣ́̅̒ͯ͑̚҉̝̟͓̹̠̱̦̠̟̥̰̠͙͙͞Ǎ̗͉̹̼̳̟͈̦̦͇̝̪͇̜̥̑͗͛̇́ͮͬ̽̓ͧ̉͛̍̌̍̈́͟͞ͅI̞͙̹̮̦̿̾̒̆̑̓͂͛͗̉ͦ̇͛̍͋͐ͨ͊́́S̈́̏ͤ̈̍͒ͦ͌͆͏̼̯̝͇̪̖͜Ȩ̲͓̞̻͈̰̑̄̑͒ͤ̄͘ ̸̢͇͍̮̬̯̻̥̫͎̯͈̳̭̠͈͔̾̓ͦ̑̅ͅͅT͎͖̦̂ͪͤ͊͆͐ͧ̀̽̂͑̽̾̐̃͋̎̏ͭ̕͡͠͡Ḩ̷̵͇̬̤̗͇̰͓͇̺̺͗̉̉̀͆͐̈́Eͦ̍́͏̜̮̠̼̟̞̥͔̹͉̟͇͈̣͔̜̝̕ ̨̣̯̫̘̭̗̖͈̱͍ͮ̄͆̾͢D̸̬͍͚̭͈̥̱͙̙͍̝̱̘̲̳̯̃ͨͥ̎͑̓ͥͣ̋̔͝͠ͅẠ̻̲͉̖̹̬̰͉̬͍̫̹̦̦͕͊̓ͥ͛̉̓̄ͨͭ̐̌̏̄ͨ͞ͅR̷̨̼͍͉̝̘̝̗̹̟̦̮̺̠͍̣̱̜̠̩̋͂̿̔ͤ̓̉̐̌̆̊̋̿͆̉͊̇̚͢K̦͙̪̭͉̘͓̀ͧ̍ͤͤͭͩͮͫͤͫ͋ͣ̏ͭ̈͡͝ ̄ͦ̍ͦͨ̂̔̾̏ͧ͒ͤ̕҉̣̜̩͔͍̪͉͎̳̗̮͜͟ͅͅĽ̶̵̵̷̦̯̺͎̲͚͍͋ͩ͒̏ͧͮ͊ͭ͊̑ͨ́͡O͊̌̇ͥ̉͒͑͋ͭ̑̈̔̄ͪ̈́̚͏͏̨̣͖̰̞̲̝̟̘̦̺̝̺̪̱̺̼R̴̛͓̺̜̟͇̗͇͎͆̃̋ͭ͗̂̆ͣͯ̀͟ͅD̷͉̹͓̮̯͕͐͋ͦ̌͋ͨͫ͗͂̽͂̑̊͌̈ͪ̾͒̚ͅ!̢̅ͩͧ͑̆ͦ̔̓̚̚҉̵̝̯̺͉̼̲̱͎!̾̃̎͑҉̢̨̪̗̜̪̘̹̘̮!̢͖̠̫͇͕̤̖̲̻̭̩̩͖͖͓̋ͯ́͋͌ͤͩͨ̀́̕͜ Stage 10: People start complaining about your spam-like posts on /r/JonTron, you block them out like the voices that were telling you to murder your family. Stage 11: The only thing that helps you sleep at night is the 10 hour version of Jonstlevania III Stage 12: You start telling people on the subreddit that they are in JonTron withdraw, not realizing that you are as well. Stage 13: Your family is worried about the fact that you haven't eaten in days. The only thing keeping you alive is the will to see another JonTron video. Stage 14: Jon releases a tweet that states that there will be an explanation for the lack of videos. This only worsens the withdraw as the anticipation is literally killing you. To vent this, you start writing a comprehensive guide to JonTron withdraw. Stage 15: The final known stage. You are preparing for a blood sacrifice to our overlord Normal Boots, no one has gotten past this stage however because this is the longest that anyone has gone without Jon. Stage 16:... Thank you for reading my comprehensive guide to JonTron withdraw. If you have anything to add, don't, because I ain't got time for yo' shit. PLEASE SEND HE-

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