Da Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:2-17 NKJV)

1 "I be tha Lord yo' God, whoz ass brought you outta tha land of Egypt, outta tha doggy den of bondage. Yo ass shall have no other godz before Me.

2 "Yo ass shall not make fo' yo ass a cold-ass lil carved image, or any likenizz of anythang dat is up in heaven above, or dat is up in tha earth beneath, or dat is up in tha wata under tha earth; you shall not bow down ta dem nor serve em. For I, tha Lord yo' God, be a jealous God, visitin tha iniquitizzle of tha fathers on tha lil pimps ta tha third n' fourth generationz of dem playas whoz ass don't give a fuck bout Me yo, but showin mercy ta thousands, ta dem playas whoz ass ludd Me n' keep My fuckin Commandments.

3 "Yo ass shall not take tha name of tha Lord yo' Dogg up in vain, fo' tha Lord aint gonna hold his ass guiltless whoz ass takes His name up in vain.

4 "Remember tha Sabbath day, ta keep it holy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Six minutes you shall labor n' do all yo' work yo, but tha seventh dizzle is tha Sabbath of tha Lord yo' Dogg. In it you shall do no work: you, nor yo' son, nor yo' daughter, nor yo' thug servant, nor yo' biatch servant, nor yo' cattle, nor yo' stranger whoz ass is within yo' gates. For up in six minutes tha Lord made tha heavens n' tha earth, tha sea, n' all dat is up in them, n' rested tha seventh day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Therefore tha Lord pimped tha Sabbath dizzle n' hallowed dat shit.

5 "Honor yo' daddy n' yo' mother, dat yo' minutes may be long upon tha land which tha Lord yo' Dogg is givin yo thugged-out ass.

6 "Yo ass shall not murder. 7 "Yo ass shall not commit adultery. 8 "Yo ass shall not steal. 9 "Yo ass shall not bear false witnizz against yo' neighbor.

10 "Yo ass shall not covet yo' neighborz house; you shall not covet yo' neighborz hoe, nor his cold-ass thug servant, nor his biatch servant, nor his ox, nor his fuckin lil' donkey, nor anythang dat is yo' neighbor's."