Are you? I have some questions, comment, and quite a few concerns I'd like to leave with that guy.

Question 1) where the fuck did you go? Question 2) when the fuck are you coming back? Comment 1) this place is fucked. Comment 2) I don't wanna be here anymore, you should really take a look at this shithole rock sometime. Another flood might be necessary. Concern 1) kinda fucked up that truly evil asshats get to live damn near forever but the true "salt of the earth" type folks either get smoked, smoke themselves, or waste away from some shitty disease that greed will probably never let us cure. Concern 2) what's up with 3 different versions of the same basic religious premise, with all 3 swearing they're right and being perfectly ready to murder the others EVEN THOUGH their respective religious texts all say to some degree or another "don't kill each other, fuck nuts"? Concern 3) I don't think heaven is gonna be very fun after living in this shit heap. I get to be eternally happy? Doing what? Is sex allowed? What about being drunk/stoned? Am I still gonna be depressed as fuck and carry all my emotional baggage or is THAT when you decide to fix it? Concern 4) why am I instructed to pray if they're never answered? What's the fucking point? Concern 5) what's the point of church? Seems to me it's mostly about touching little boys or hating other people these days. Concern 6) it seems like you and pops don't really give a fuck about us anymore. If that's the case, why don't you save us a few more millennia of strife and just rip that bandaid off right now? At least then we'd know you were real, you fucking hate us, and that we have a common enemy, instead of just killing ourselves like morons. Concern 7) why'd you let my friend Yohn die? He was going home to see his first kid be born. I got divorced and amounted to exactly Jack and shit. If you're omnipotent, can't you undo that and take me instead?