MY ONLY RAGE IN THIS GAME ISN'T AT THE GAME BUT AT A SUBSET OF USERS WITH SO MUCH NAIVETY THAT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S CUTE, IT MAKES ME WANT TO PILEDRIVE MY COMPUTER INTO A VOLCANO. Y'ALL IN THIS GROUP NEED SOME LOGIC BOMBS SO YOU CAN STOP THROWING DOWN SIMPLE QUESTIONS IN THE QUERY DEN, GODDAMN. HERE WE GO.

--DOES A POKEMON APPEAR IN YOUR OPPONENT'S DISRUPTION? THEN YOU'RE FREE TO BRING THAT DUMB BASTARD WITH YOU! DISRUPTIONS NEVER CHANGE. EVER. NEVER EVER CHANGE.

--DOES A POKEMON APPEAR ON THE STARTING BOARD BUT NOT IN SKYFALL? THEN THAT SHIT'S A PRESET STARTING BOARD AND IT'S PROBABLY DESIGNED TO BE OBNOXIOUS AS FUCK. IT AIN'T EVER CHANGING. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BRING THE POKEMON FREQUENTLY APPEARING ON THAT BOARD TO GET ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEATING THE STAGE. LIKE MILOTIC. HOW DO PEOPLE FUMBLE AT SPEWPA WHEN IT'S A FUCKING CLONE OF MILOTIC. WHAT SORCERY DID YOU DO TO CHEESE MILOTIC TO NOT LEARN THE CORRECT SOLUTION!?

--DOES A POKEMON APPEAR IN SKYFALL IN VERY SPECIFIC LOCATIONS BUT THEN STOP? OH SHIT, THAT'S PRESET SKYFALL AND YOU CAN ALSO BRING THE POKEMON TO HELP GENERATE COMBOS WITH THAT PRESET SKYFALL.

--BUT IF A POKEMON APPEARS RANDOMLY ON THE BOARD AND RANDOMLY IN THE SKYFALL THEN YOU'VE GOT A 5TH FORCED SUPPORT AND THAT LEVEL IS EITHER A MEGA BOSS OR IS TOTAL CANCER. OR BOTH. BRINGING THE FORCED SUPPORT IS JUST GONNA TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE MISERABLE CAUSE IT GETS REPLACED. SUCK IT UP.

AND THEN THERE'S SOME STAGES THAT COMBINE MULTIPLE OF THESE INTO A BIG PILE OF FUCK YOU. LOOK, I'M LIKE A GYM TEACHER YELLING AT A FAT KID HERE. I DON'T HATE YOU, I JUST WANT YOU TO IMPROVE AND THIS IS MY WAY OF DOING IT. PLEASE ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN. THANK YOU. I LOVE HELPING PLAYERS BUT THE NEED FOR SOME QUESTIONS JUST BAFFLES THE HELL OUT OF ME.

...SERIOUSLY THOUGH, PEOPLE NOT GETTING THE SPEWPA SOLUTION. I AIN'T EVER MAD, JUST IN DISBELIEF. WHAT DID YOU DO ON MILOTIC, FOR REAL.