A] Because nothing spells mono-culture simp like some 50 y/o who married a local & traveled for the first time & is laying on the BLM & Malcolm X quotes & mosning about midding Popeyes but luckily being a tck I can tell anybody what they want to hear & move along...

B] sorry but only a tck will understand how hard it is not to snigger when some college girl you barely knew on campus comes running up to.you to brag she os going to be a foreign exchange student in UK has a harder time blending w/us than we do w/them because shallower less complex people w/less life experience are easy to understand.

C] Spanish-speaking rednecks who spent time in barrios or even a drunken weekend in Cancun might be bilingual but don't impress me.

D] Resenting the EMPLOYERS OF THEIR PAREBTS is a knew one. Damn those oil companies for shuffling my Dad around. I could have gone to public schools w/racial brawls in hhe cafeteria instead of being the Zanzibar Ambassador's best friend at my Internatikbak School & maybe started doing meth in the 8th grade in my gritty blue-collar hometown.