What's the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia?

These clown face bitch nazis that lock posts because they think its "funny" can honestly go fuck themselves then jump off a fucking bridge because no one thinks you're cool when you ruin everyone elses chance to write something in the comments. Scientists' did not put millions of dollars to making internet possible so some physical manifestation of wet food in the sink can mess up everyone elses day just because they wanna be "cool". Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy and going through labor just to give birth to some oversized rat that only spends their time masturbating to fantasies of their crush and being a pile of shit on the road that's been run over at 70 miles per hour. The mods are in this criteria too, because the ketchup water sitting in their moms basement think that being moderators of this sub means that they can get fucked in the ass while they fuck up this subreddit and everyone in it. I hope every abominable shit goblin that waste oxygen typing "!lOcK" and the pompous crotch jockeys that run this sub stub their toe every time the try to get their fat asses out of the shithole they come out of just to annoy everyone and be drug loving sick sockets.

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