whats your favourite titus and Jacqueline quote ? (mines below) .

Jacqueline: Are you familiar with an acting troupe called Choices Matter?

Titus: Choices Matter. They do? That can't be true.

Jacqueline: They visit schools and do skits...

Titus: Pass.

Jacqueline: ...to warn against premarital sex...

Titus: Lame.

Jacqueline: ...drinking...

Titus: Snore.

Jacqueline: ...which racial slurs you can use in unboxing videos, and I got you an audition.

Titus: Girl, you may as well be offering me multigrain, no butter, 'cause that is not how I roll.

Jacqueline: Titus, I'm gonna give it to you straight.

Titus: Gross.

Jacqueline: Finding you work has not been easy. You have a reputation. You swam away from your last two gigs.

Titus: Three, if you count that Macy's I flooded.

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