WOT IF WE MADE DAKKA DAT SHOT MOAR DAKKA DAT SHOT MOAR DAKKA!!!

WOT DA ZOGG DIDJA JUS' ZOGGIN SAY UBBOUT MEEB, YA LIL' SLAG? MEEB’LL AB Y'KNOWZ MEEB GRADUATEDED TOP O' MI CLASS IN DA ORK NOBZ, AN MEEB’VE BIN INVOLVEDED IN LOTZA SECRET RAIDS ON DEM UUMIE WOILDS, AN MEEB AB OBER 3000 CONFIRMEDED KILLS. MEEB BE TRAINEDED IN WAR BOYZ! WARFARE AN MEEB’M DA TOP DAKKA IN DA ENTIRE WAAAAAAAAGH!!! YER NUFFIN TER MEEB BUT JUS' ANODDER SODDING UUMIE! MEEB WILL WIPE YA DA ZOGG OWT WIF PER-CISION DA LIKZ O' WHICH AZ NEVA BIN SEUN BEFORE ON DIS PART O' DA GALAXY, MARK MI ZOGGIN WURDZ. YA TINK YA KAN GIT AWAY WIF COMIN' 'ERE YA LIL' ZOGG!? TINK AGAIN, FUCKA. AS WEEB SPEAK MEEB BE CONTACTIN' MI SECRET NETWORK O' SNEAKIN' GITZ ACROSS DA WAAAAAAAAGH!!! AN YER LOCASHUN IZ BEIN' TRACED ROIGHT NOWS SO YA BEDDA PER-PARE FER DA STORM, MAGGOT. DA STORM DAT WIPZ OWT DA WEEDY LIL' FING YA CALLS YER LIFE. YA’RE ZOGGIN DEAD, KID. MEEB KAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AN MEEB KAN KILLS YA IN OBER SEVIN 'UNDRED WAYS, AN DAT’S JUS' WIF MI BAIR 'ANDS. NUB ONLEE BE MEEB OFFEN TRAINEDED IN CHOPPA FIGHTIN, BUT MEEB AB ACCEZ TER DA ENTIRE ARSENUL O' DA WAAAAAGH NOB SQWAD AN MEEB WILL USE IT TER ITS FULL EXTENT TER WIPE YER MIZRABLE ASS OFF DA MUG O' DA PLANET, YA LIL' PLOPPAZ. IF ONLEE YA CUD AB KNOWN WOT 'EAVY SMASHIN'YER LIL' “CLEVA” COMMUNT WAS UBBOUT TER BRIN' DOWN UPON YA, MAYBE YA WUUD AB 'ELD YER ZOGGIN TONGUE. BUT YA COULDN’T, YA DIDN’T, AN NOWS YA’RE PAYIN' DA PRICE, YA GODDAMN IDIOT. MEEB WILL PLOPPAZ FURY AWL OBER YA AN YA WILL DROWN INNIT. YA’RE ZOGGIN DEAD, KIDDO.

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