374 words [Effortpost update] Attack Helicopter 'joke': 9 days later, now with 3 times as many 'jokes' 271 words "[Hillary Clinton's] gonna kill her campaign with the first mention of '77 cents on the dollar,' the statistic that not even feminists use anymore because it's been so incredibly and widely torn apart and debunked." [+27] 1,362 words "He'll never get those 5 years back. They need to make a law that states false accusers serve the same amount of time as their victim." [+2914, gilded x2] 356 words "Hot girls who are single = RED FLAG" [+680 & gilded] 467 words "Grad school made me racist. Not in the way I judge people on the street, but when considering a collaboration with someone, or even straight up working for them, you'd better believe nationality comes into play. Indians, Chinese, Germans, Koreans...there's a reason stereotypes exist." [+25] 343 words "Trans here. I'd never opt to use the women's facilities unless I was fully, sincerely, and passably presenting as a woman [+971, gilded] 410 words On Court Ordering Army to Stop Referring to Chelsea Manning as a Man: "If a person is in the middle of [hormone therapy], they are not an effective soldier." [+37] 437 words On a video of a guy going to far; he beats up the instigator while they're the ground: "A lot of people have this attitude that if someone hits you, you hit them back. I think this is wrong. If someone hits you, you beat them fucking senseless that way they never ever think about hitting you again." 323 words AssKreddit makes up gameshows, top comment: "None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man. TLDR Straight men behaving like homosexuals on TV." [+2814] 170 words [LOW EFFORT] /r/ProgrammerHumor loves TIA 274 words [Effort] Askreddit bans the use of slurs, askredditors react. 743 words "If real Muslims truly condemn these action, where is the urgency to disassociate themselves from these mindless savages?... The world is fed up and until Islam proves that they are too, we are going to continue our hatred towards the religion." [+1250 + 2x gilded] 422 words "If real Muslims truly condemn these action, where is the urgency to disassociate themselves from these mindless savages?... The world is fed up and until Islam proves that they are too, we are going to continue our hatred towards the religion." [+1250 + 2x gilded] 435 words "If real Muslims truly condemn these action, where is the urgency to disassociate themselves from these mindless savages?... The world is fed up and until Islam proves that they are too, we are going to continue our hatred towards the religion." [+1250 + 2x gilded] 1,384 words "I love how fat chicks try to use Marilyn Monroe as some kind of, 'see how hot curvy chicks are' whenever Marilyn Monroe wasn't fat at all." [+565] (more fat shaming throughout thread) 351 words On a German city celebrating Chanukah: "Isn't it about time modern Germans stopped carrying the guilt of the past century?" [+46]