I used a short story generator. Sort of an automated Mad Gabs. I'm telling you this because I don't want to take credit for the results, and it's funnier without fixing it up. I tried putting in everything to make it children's story compatible, but the plot still came out preteen plus. Enjoy :)

Lovable Jacob Smart

A Short Story

by William Christianson

Jacob Smart had always loved quiet West Boggins with its relieved, ratty rivers. It was a place where he felt stressed.

He was a lovable, patient, lemonade drinker with pretty eyes and ruddy toenails. His friends saw him as a frail, fantastic friend. Once, he had even saved a poised tiny bullfrog that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Jacob walked over to the window and reflected on his dull surroundings. The wind blew like shouting puppies.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kim Grey. Kim was an energetic chicken with ginger eyes and short toenails.

Jacob gulped. He was not prepared for Kim.

As Jacob stepped outside and Kim came closer, he could see the stormy glint in her eye.

Kim gazed with the affection of 8811 modest colossal cats. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a smile."

Jacob looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the peculiar ruler. "Kim, I needed a friend," he replied.

They looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two grated, grubby gerbils rampaging at a very cowardly birthday party, which had dubstep music playing in the background and two giving uncles smiling to the beat.

Jacob regarded Kim's ginger eyes and short toenails. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jacob with a delighted grin.

Kim looked angry, her emotions blushing like a shiny, skinny sandwich.

Then Kim came inside for a nice drink of lemonade.

THE END