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[HOOK] OWWWW, OWWWW, OWWWW (OH, GOD DAMN!) I'M GONNA FACKING CUM! (OH, SHIT!) FACK, FACK, FACK (FUCK, I AM!) I AM, I'M GOING TO CUM (I'M CUMMING!)

[VERSE 1] (OH YEAH, GOD!) I NEVER SEEN NO CHICK LIKE THIS THIS BITCH CAN TWIST LIKE A DAMN CONTORTIONIST CONDOM ON MY DICK? OF COURSE IT IS THIS BITCH DON'T KNOW WHAT ABORTION IS SO I CAN'T CUM IN HER, FUCKS LIKE A PORN STAR LOOKS LIKE JENNA, FUCK I'M GONNA CUM, I THINK MY RUBBER'S COMIN' OFF BUT OH, IT'S SO FUCKING WET AND SOFT FUCK, I'M GONNA START LETTIN' OFF I'M SQUIRTING AND SHE'S NOT GETTIN' OFF AND SHE'S ON TOP, I'M GONNA FACKING OH, GOD, OH, DON'T DO THAT DON'T, STOP, STOP, DON'T, I DON'T MEAN "DON'T STOP" OW, WAIT A MINUTE, OW, OW, FUCK I, I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM! SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT

[HOOK] OWWWW, OWWWW, OWWWW (OH, GOD DAMN!) I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM! (OH, SHIT!) FACK, FACK, FACK (FUCK, I AM!) I AM, I'M GOING TO CUM (I'M CUMMING!)

[VERSE 2] OOH, WOW, BOOM THAT POW OOH, OW, I NEED A CIGARETTE NOW OW, I'M SO FUCKING HOT AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT OH MY GOD, I WANNA FACKING FACK NO NOT "FUCK", I SAID "FACK" F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K FACK, FACK, FACK, FACKING FREAK ME! OH YEAH, GIRL SEE, BABY, THEY CALL ME MR. FREAKY LET'S CALL YOUR SISTER, THREE-WAY HAVE SOME THREESOME, ME SO HORNY AND YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BABE I WANNA GO DOWN ON YOU, FUCK, YOU SHAVED?! OH, GOD DAMN, HERE I GO AGAIN I'M GONNA CUM, I AM!

[HOOK] OWWWW, OWWWW, OWWWW (OH, GOD DAMN!) I'M GONNA FACKING CUM! (OH, SHIT!) FACK, FACK, FACK (FUCK, I AM!) I AM, I'M GOING TO CUM (I'M CUMMING!)

[INTERLUDE] I’M SLIM SHADY, UH UH UH I’M SLIM SHADY, UH UH UH I’M SLIM SHADY, UH UH UH I’M SLIM SHADY, UH UH UH

[VERSE 3] OKAY, I'M DONE, I ALREADY CAME TWICE YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE ME CUM I'M ALL OUTTA GAS, NOT SO FAST UH, YOUR FINGER JUST WENT IN MY ASS OW, THAT HURTS, TAKE IT OUT NOW OH, WAIT A MINUTE, AW PUT IT BACK IN, IN-IN-IN THIS DON'T MEAN I'M GAY, I DON'T LIKE MEN I LIKE BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS NOW SEE THAT GERBIL, GRAB THAT TUBE SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT LET THAT LITTLE RASCAL NIBBLE ON MY ASSHOLE, UHH YEAH, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE AHH, I'M CUMMING, OH, YEAH FACK, I JUST CAME AGAIN OKAY, PULL IT OUT NOW, ENHH OH, FUCK YEAH WAIT, HE'S NOT OUT, HE'S STILL CRAWLING AROUND UP THERE OW, FUCK, I THINK IT'S STUCK OW, BUT IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD

[HOOK] OWWWW, OWWWW, OWWWW (OH, GOD DAMN!) I'M GONNA FACKING CUM! (OH, SHIT!) FACK, FACK, FACK (FUCK, I AM!) I AM, I'M GOING TO CUM (I'M CUMMING!)

[OUTRO] SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE EW, EW, EW, EW

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