Here's a pastebin of the pastebin, for those too lazy
What you've missed:
http://imgur.com/t/szechuansauce/9Rhf8 http://mashable.com/2017/04/03/mcdonalds-mulan-szechuan-dipping-sauce-ebay/ https://www.inverse.com/article/29910-rick-and-morty-szechuan-dipping-sauce-ebay http://www.ebay.com/cln/definitelynotdanharmon/schwifty-szechuan-sauceposts/393015037019 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternateRealityGame https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/64apgw/hey_guys_whats_this/ https://twitter.com/NotDanHarmon/status/851336136907603969
What's to come: The ShoneysPost Interdimensional Sauceposting Challenge - Script Release DNDH Sauce packet sales begin on eBay (benefits habitat for humanity) ARG Geocaching Operations Begin in Los Angeles Seekers of the Sauce Surface (join us at /r/SzechuanSauceSeekers) Where Puzzle When Puzzle The Golden Sauce Packet What Puzzle The secret of the sauce is revealed
Stay tuned to @NotDanHarmon, /u/AlsoNotDanHarmon, and all other known legitimate channels!