Dark humour, I love it haha

No, the truth. If I can't get high (or even high off life), then I don't see any point in continuing to live. The only option for suicide that I can afford is to hang myself or jump off a building. If I drive to the building to jump and change my mind, then I really can't afford that. I would actually have to ask my parents for some money, which is really pathetic and not a life worth living. If I could afford drugs, I would have a fun time and suicide by overdose. So I am glad you found some humor in my pain and suffering, but when someone says that they are considering suicide, usually that's not a joke when they spell it out as such.