Oh, my apologies good sir, I didn't mean to use such upsettingly plebian verbiage in your esteemed company. Since you failed to understand the interaction I assumed you were simple, and attempted to convey an explanation using language I thought you may understand. But sadly it seems you're beyond help... Tsk tsk... You didn't comprehend what happened, and you didn't even comprehend an explanation of what happened... I haven't the faintest idea what else to do aside from reattempting an explanation through illustration.

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Ffs, the old lady was putting the other lady down for buying her clock at Walmart. Then the old lady acted like she got hacked when the other lady asked her what she meant by her comment. It's really not that complicated. The old lady obviously meant to insult the other lady or else she would have have an explanation for what she meant instead of trying to lie about being hacked. Was the other lady just supposed to take the old ladies shit or something? Would that have made her "kindly"?