Have at it

You just got your start up for a compostable condoms off the ground. You’re running the new biz with your two closest friends from college out of a run down strip mall connected to your towns only remaining bowling alley. This bowling alley ironically is your biggest buyer, and you un ironically sponsor a local team that qualified for the US bowling nationals. This watermelon was left over from the client appreciation event you put on last week in the pot hole riddled parking lot and nobody has the heart to throw it away. Likely the intern on your team will see if one of your compostable condoms will stretch over the watermelon and you’ll go viral on tiktok doing so. Am I doing this right?

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