My name is Ellen I used to be a chad
Every man in Paradis thought I was a madlad
I used to be free, floating like gas
Now I’m buried, smelling my sister’s ass
Sometimes I forget why I did genocide
Oh wait, there was a little lolli by my side
Now when someone asks how do I do
I tell them only Ymir knows
My best friend is now like Joe Biden
Guess he slept too much with the Female Titan
She killed a lot of people did she not
But I guess Uncle Levi kinda forgot
The farmer’s dick goes in and out
The queen’s moans are really really loud
If I was there she would soon get wet
But alas, I, only have a head
My sisters pussy is only for me
Who is this horse, neighing at me
Why is that bastard smelling a letter
He was supposed to be more better
Ymir, bitch, what is this madness?
You waited 2000 years for this sadness?
How can you ever love that man?
Didn’t you love pigs more than that?
Gabi and Falco you two can fuck
Guess your character arcs did not suck
All I ever wanted was to be like Fidel Castro
But I ended up making my sister a necro
- By yours faithfully u/SleepingwithHistoria