I simply can’t buy the “guys, as a mom, this edition of a dopey-ass party game which will turn out to be one of the least offensive activities of the trip, is damaging to young women who need to love themselves for who they are” from a woman on her 3rd nose. Kyle’s face work is fantastic, but it highlights a bullshit argument created for the camera. It had zip to do with being in a room full of more beautiful women and Kyle having her hot husband by her side to raise her social capital.

Kyle mounted the table during the Sexiest part of the game, which Portia might find more cringe-worthy than her mom not being considered prettiest. And not an argument for sexuality as intelligence and confidence.

And it’s not actually a big deal but I only saw RHUGT1 after the latest reunion and Kyle’s behaviours were all too familiar. When she’s feeling insecure, she picks and pokes. Like she did defending Diana at the reunion before Garcelle shut it down, and yelling at Crystal because she was nervous about the upcoming Rinna/Kathy confrontation.

She’s a mess.