I have bonfires sometimes n my 2 Indo-Canadian friends will throw plastic in the fire n on the ground n I’ll be like “bro wtf are you doing?”

N they’ll say “buddddyy in India we burn our plastic all the time” with a big ass smile on their faces

I’m like yeah look how nasty India is. Look at your birth defects. Look at your polluted ass rivers. Fuck me sideways it’s like if you wanna burn plastic and litter everywhere go to India n knock yourself out idgaf about India, but this is Canada and we (me and my other friend) are Fijian, we’ve kept our countries and our air/water (relatively) clean and would prefer if you kept your shitty habits in India.

There’s a reason why Fiji water sells for like $6 a bottle, why Canadian water is pristine af, and why Indian water is toxic poisonous sludge.