So let me get this straight… the LP was nice, doing his job, and catching a theft in action and you think he traumatized you?? Fuck you. Fuck you for jeopardizing real trauma, fuck you for thinking your entitled to do whatever you want without consequences. Shoplifting is a serious offense. 40 dollars, 40 thousand dollars, 40 cents, doesn’t fucking matter. It’s still theft and you’re still a criminal. The goal of shoplifting is to not get caught and so when you do get caught don’t act like it’s a major shock. You do what you do knowing there are risks so don’t act pissy and looking for sympathy because you lost this time around.

Shoplifting is a good example of fuck around and find out. Most lifters are just Fortunate enough to not have to “find out”.