This reminds me of a time I was at a water park and couldn't find a parking spot. Lo and behold, right near the front, there's one spot.... that contains about 1/4 of the neighboring vehicle. My car is small and I never pass up an opportunity to inconvenience an asshole if I have time, so I pulled right in there perfectly centered in my spot, with inches to spare on my passenger side (their driver's side). I squirted some sunscreen under their door handle for good measure, and went in to have fun, assuming no harm done, because of course they could still get in the passenger side, right? It would just be a little extra frustration and humiliation for parking inconsiderately.

We had a blast all day, and were literally the last ones out of the park. Like the employees were closing up behind us. Then, as we're walking through the parking lot, I notice the other car is still there, one of about 10 cars left in the lot including mine. I guess they couldn't slide over from the passenger side either. Oops. O_o I could hear the driver complaining off in the distance, so we booked it to the car to GTFO without a confrontation. As we drove off I remembered about the sunscreen and had a good laugh about how she now also gets to find that when she opens the door. I'd be willing to bet she never parked like a selfish douchebag again (at least not on her driver's side). Yes, I realize that I am petty and schadenfreude isn't exactly healthy, but I still remember it fondly.

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