1. SSDs can survive water. Tell your friend they should burn everything they're done using.

2. There is an excellent guide on how to buy a burner phone that you use once and then bury in the woods that was posted a few days ago. Read that 4-6 times focusing on the part where you leave your phone elsewhere, but don't actually buy a new phone.

3. Follow someone smaller than you home from the grocery store. When they're unloading their trunk, knock them out with a log.

4. Drag them inside to computer room and remove wallet.

5. Use their info to sign up for all your friends new DNM accounts and to buy BTC on Coinbase.

6. Conduct as many bulk orders as possible with the BTC you were able to obtain. Have everything sent to your friends place.

7. Camp out around his mailbox waiting.

8. When the packs arrive, jump out of your hiding spot and stab the mailman. Toss him in the back with the rest of the mail and drive the mail truck straight into your buddies house.

9. Light that bitch up and gtfo, stopping at the mailbox to pickup your packs on the way out.

10. Sell your bulk purchases for cash. You now have clean money to use for all future DNM purchases.