This particular m'lady truly broke my heart. She was a night elf hunter, and I, a human death knight. We were on the Stormrage server. She was questing, trying to gain reputation, and I, simply mining in the area. I noticed that she was by herself. I used my 280% flying Mount and swooped down to her. She swooned at the sight of my Time Lost Drake; it was love at first type. I greeted her, she said, "oh man, cool mount!", and all I could do was type at a furiously fast pace, trying to keep her attention. She ended up allowing me to accompany her on her journey for rep. Days go by. We quest together, pvp together, heck, she even made me her pocket tank. We would spend every day together, sending each other flirty whispers. I even bought her epic flying and an Astral Tiger, in my heart, I knew she was the one. She was the one girl out of millions of players, and I happened to meet her in Stranglethorn Vale. We've known each other for weeks now. Cataclysm drops. We quest together. She a paladin this time, and I still a death knight. We quest all the way to 85 in a day, we almost made realm firsts. Our conversations are more sexual. We are friends on Facebook, and man, things feel pretty real. One night. We are in deepholm collecting herbs and ore. She stops suddenly. She says to me, "mythoughtlurksnomore, are we dating?". Holy shit. She asked, she might what to take this further, omg, this is it. "Uh yeah girlinpicture, I kinda felt like we were". At this point, she takes minutes to respond. My heart is racing. There isn't enough Mtn. Dew to quench my thirst. My heart racing, my face sweaty, she says, "well i would really like to meet the man behind the character". Oh shit, I did it. I got a girlfriend off WoW. This can't be real. So weeks go by, and we schedule a visit. Here comes May. I'm out of university, she's done too. She's making her way to me. I clean my room. Throw away all the empty cans, plates of pizza roll left overs, and my scattered Doritos bags. She arrives. She knocks. When I open the door it's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She hugs me, she smells of lavender and vanilla, she's even better than I imagined. We kiss. OMG this is moving fast. We go to my room. Set her stuff down, and she lays down, inviting me with her eyes. I lay next to her, she goes for it. My heart is racing, my bulge is swelling up like a bullfrog. This is my first time ever having a girl go down there. She's enthuastic and she knows what she wants. She says to me, "mythoughtlurksnomore, this is gonna be your legendary quest reward". She gave me a blowy Joey, a very good blowy Joey at that. When I finished, it was like Ragnaros had risen from my rock hard cock. The rest of the visit we had sex, cuddled, and went to the mall. Unfortunately, we went to the mall. At the mall, I had left her in Macy's while I went to the bathroom. She was trying on clothes. It takes me but three minutes to go and get back to her. So, I approach the dressing room, and I hear the sounds of flesh on flesh, and I hear her moaning. Oh no. This can't be. How is this possible. After a loud guttural sound, and the rustling around of clothes, I see him come out. It's chad. That Swagbro who fucks all m'ladies and doesn't even respect them. He looks at me, then at her. "Oh hey bro, just fucked your girl, she's a dumb bitch." I'm enraged. I tip my fedora, and I draw my Nippon steel reverse bladed Phoenix katana, Only one of its kind might I add. "Chad, with all of the honor that's left in me, I challenge you to a duel" he accepts in his drunken haze. I jump, strafe quickly against the wall, and I strike him with the blunt side of my katana. He's done. He has no air in his lungs to breathe. I look to m'lady, tip my fedora to her and wish her well. She obviously wasn't as enlightened and euphoric as I thought she was. I leave her in the Macy's dressing room, crying over her mistake. I now have to call mom for a ride home. Fast forward two years and here I am today. I still play wow, I still try and swoon m'ladies with m'epic mounts and awesome tank skills. But I'll never forget her, the girl in the picture. For she is the only one who's ever given me a blowy Joey.