The Gnome Manifesto (Weazel News Video & Article)

"We have been watching and found you lacking.
Grown complacent and scared in this recent surge of human waste is the Deepartment of Justice and the armed gang that helps to enforce their will. There are those judges who preside currently who relish in their perceived powers over the inhabitants of Los Santos, hidden behind their judicial immunity, excuses, laziness and often their own whims. Some, but not all. We recognize this job as one thankless, one that provides little incentive beyond acting on what the law percieves as just and as such only have ire for a select few.
Judge Byson, you are to give up your robes and step down from your positon as a judge. Failure to do so will result in your eventual death and hiding behind your gang of police officers for fear of the that death will only result in your loved ones bearing the brunt of your punishment. If you DO step down by this time next week, and your over zealous, embittered demeanor so that when you decide to rturn, you do so refreshed and free of the clear bias that has consumed you.
Detective Scarlet Winters, your past trauma has clearly begun to affect your judgement in times of stress. With the shooting of an innocent bystander by way of assault rifle enacted with prejudice and clear lack of remorse, you are hereby ordered to relinquish your badge and job as a detective. It is recommended that you take this time to reflect upon your actions and frustrations and consider perhaps that the world has better things destined for someone capable of surviving what it is you have up until this point. Failure to do so will result in your death, and we guarantee it will be far more painful than you could ever imagine. Return only when you can find it within yourself to use your military-grade hardware on criminals and not innocents."

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