2.5 weeks is a long shot, not gonna lie. I’d say about a week-week and a half is more likely for a pushback. They could even ask you to test locally if you’re not in town. I think a 5mg edible after not smoking for so long is definitely doable, so don’t panic (peep the bot chart above). Dodging the test will buy you time but it obviously depends what, if any, the repercussions are. If you’re so hydrated that your piss is practically water, the test could come back inconclusive and that will also buy you time until the results come back and you set up another test Honestly, I think a lot of the food tricks are BS excluding maybe cranberry juice. Keep slamming water and the B12 for sure though. And definitely get in the sauna for as long as you can to sweat it out. QuickFix is actually pretty valid synthetic piss, check their reviews online. But fake piss is always risky. There are also detox drinks you can buy in some smoke shops (depending on the state I bet) that you drink the same day as the test and just dilute your urine like crazy.