Wanna know how? Here’s how

u/analfarmer2 is a double agent. He is an autist at heart like the rest of us, but he decided it was time to bring that autism to new heights. In order to do that, he had to double down as a homosexual. Naturally, homosexuality and autism don’t go well together, you can only be one or the other.

For him to breach the insiders, he had to tell the homosexuals he loved them and did them solid “favors” sexually in order to get the info. By sexual favors, he had to wear diapers and pretend to be a 2 year old child and let the homos molest him all night long. As a result, massive tendies. The issue here is that, he’s an autist at heart, so while gaining massive tendies, he knew he had to repent for his crimes against humanities, leading him to throw it all away in the name of all that is true and autistic. That’s why he’s a legend, but one that can be categorized as “tainted meat.”

tl;dr cuz all of you retards have a third grade reading level: pretended to be homo for tendies, but autism caused big losses.