I kno' you joking, and, yeah, I do go on about protein =D,

but...

Years ago, I read an article about a British study of the effects of diet on teenage habitual criminals.

One case study described a young male who, every day would wake up, drink a can of Coca-Cola, then go bashing car windows with a tire iron, perform other violent acts, eat a bunch of crisps, perform more vandalism, then end the day binge drinking.

As part of his arrangement with the juvenile justice system, he ate an egg for breakfast every day, stopped drinking soda, and, literally, lost the urge to vandalize.

Now, the ignorant might blame the caffeine in Coca-Cola for the youth's bad behavior. I refuse to accept such illogic. So, the egg must have made the difference =D